My CRAPPY day!

OK I thought everyone could use a good laugh and this is one of those things that describe our life around here to a T. So it is Monday and Cam is at school, Ben's at work and Clay, Cal, Kenzie and I are at home looking for things to do. We go to Walmart to shop - always fun. The kids are all great. We make it home and unpack and decide to color for a while as I have to take the twins to school at 12:30 so there is not much time to do anything else. Kenzie dumps all the crayons as usual and I swear the boys are getting more marker on their hands and the table then on the paper but it is fun, Right? Anyway I realize that I better get some lunch going because it is 11:45 and now we are running late. Calvin announces he has to poop and goes to do his thing. In the middle of this Kenzie looks like she is trying to poop so I run her to potty, Calvin by this time is done and I wipe him up and send him off to finish his coloring. I sit Kenzie on the potty and she finishing pooping on the potty! Yipee!!!!! So excited. While Kenzie and I are celebrating in the bathroom in walks Calvin, very upset. He tells me he pooped in his pants. I am shocked so my response is "What?". To which Cal replies "I pooped in my pants. SEE" as he pulls his hand out of his pants full of poop. GROSS. I quickly wipe up Kenzie and turn my attention to Calvin, who by this point is apologizing endlessly about how he is sorry and he did not try to do it. (I think it was a shart situation where he thought he was going to fart and opps). While my attention is focused on how to clean up Calvin, finish lunch, and get the boys to school on time, Kenzie proceeds to stick her hand in the potty! Yep - Holy Crap. OK so clean her up and send her out of the bathroom diaperless and pantless as I have poop to deal with! Now get Calvin cleaned up and then Kenzie marches back in to the bathroom with soaking wet socks.! What the heck? So I go out to the kitchen to see what is spilled only to find that she peed on the kitchen floor. Urgg. The whole time Clayton is still sitting at the table coloring away. OK so by the time the clean up is done the kids have 2 mins to eat their lunch and leave for school. Amazingly we made it!!!! I look back at the morning and laugh. This is my life and I love EVERY STINKING MINUTE OF IT! Hope you enjoyed your laugh for the day. I sure did.